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"We Come In Peace. Sometimes.": The Grandest Show in the Universe
They could clear up the misunderstanding. They won’t. If there’s one thing That Other Planet loves more than being right, it’s reminding...
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Probe Events—The Party You Didn’t RSVP For
Time’s a suggestion. The guest list isn’t. Somewhere in the deepest, weirdest corners of the PTU , a Probe Event is already happening....
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The Galax-O-Matic—A Toy, A Scam, A Cosmic Accident
Spin the dial, own the stars. Or just the tax bill. On That Other Planet , the Galax-O-Matic is marketed as a harmless plaything, a fun...
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The Velocirapper—Prearth’s Last Poet, Spitting Doom One Bar at a Time
The end is coming. He’s already written the soundtrack. The Velocirapper doesn’t run from Prearth’s collapse—he narrates it. A lone...
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PTU-R Headquarters—The Apocalypse in Stereo
If the world’s ending, you might as well listen to something good. Broadcasting straight from Prearth’s molten core, PTU-R is the...
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Club iSi—Where the Party Outruns the Apocalypse
If the world’s ending, you might as well dance through it. Nobody knows who owns Club iSi —or if ownership is even a concept here. It’s...
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Washy Washy II Now Offers LASIK: Don't Googly It
No blinking and no take backs. Some want perfect vision. Others just want to see things differently. And then there are the ones who come...
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The Sock Market Crash—Where Fortunes Fold Like Laundry
Insider trading meets fabric softener. It was supposed to be a sure thing. The Sock Market ran on high-thread-count speculation, premium...
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Underground Sock Puppet Fight Club—Where Fabric Meets Fist
Stitch tight, swing hard, and pray your seams hold. Nobody whispers about Underground Sock Puppet Fight Club —they scream about it, bet...
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The Kumite of Yarnia—Thread Lightly or Die Trying
Soft doesn’t mean safe. The Kumite of Yarnia isn’t just a fight—it’s a reckoning, played out in a ring stitched from centuries of bad...
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OOGH-IV Red Light District—Where Instinct Meets Poor Judgment
They barely understand fire, but somehow, they built this. Homos don’t fully grasp the concept of a red-light district, but that hasn’t...
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iCount Launch Event—The First and Final Abacus
This time, they’re aiming for eleven. The iCount wasn’t invented. It was unleashed. A crude abacus—stone beads on a splintered...
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Brad’s "Pharmacy"—Lick the Slug, Open Your Mind (Or Lose It)
Healing? Maybe. Expansion? Guaranteed. Somewhere in OOGH-IV’s dust-blown chaos, past the fire pits and questionable life choices, stands...
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Barry, the First Official Sponsor Zombie—The King of Slow Hustle
He didn’t win. He just waited until everyone else lost. Planet Zee isn’t a place where fortunes are made—it’s a place where they erode...
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Miss Planet Zee Pageant—A Beauty Contest That Refuses to End
It’s not about beauty. It’s about survival. The Miss Planet Zee Pageant started centuries ago, and nobody knows how to stop it....
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Brain Bean Coffee—A Cup of Hope, Served Once in a While
99 out of 100 customers leave empty-handed. The 100th regrets everything. Walking into Brain Bean Coffee feels normal—until you place an...
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