PTU-R Headquarters—The Apocalypse in Stereo

If the world’s ending, you might as well listen to something good.

Broadcasting straight from Prearth’s molten core, PTU-R is the loudest, most reckless radio station in the PTU. The DJs? Unknown. The playlists? Fire. The survival rate? Debatable. It’s a sonic lifeline for Aptors too reckless to care that the sky is actively falling. A nonstop mix of news, noise, and apocalyptic basslines, PTU-R doesn’t just report on the end—it remixes it. Every asteroid impact? Beats perfectly in sync. Every tremor? Autotuned. It’s unclear whether the station is run by actual Aptors or just the ghosts of broadcasts past, but what’s certain is this—if Prearth is going down, it’s going down with the best soundtrack in the galaxy.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency suggests tuning in—but don’t expect weather reports. They stopped doing those after the forecast became "Yes."

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Rick’s Review:

"Tried changing the station. The radio refused. Figured it was broken. Turns out, PTU-R doesn’t just play music—it picks its listeners. And I wasn’t allowed to leave until the song finished. Good thing it slapped."

Rick’s Tee-Hee Rating: