Probe Events—The Party You Didn’t RSVP For

Time’s a suggestion. The guest list isn’t.

Somewhere in the deepest, weirdest corners of the PTU, a Probe Event is already happening. Maybe it’s next week. Maybe it was yesterday. Maybe it’s been looping for centuries, and you just haven’t been invited yet. Hosted by the slickest Capitols on That Other Planet, these parties warp reality just enough to make you question if you’re dancing or being abducted. Lights flare like dying stars, music folds your brain in half, and the floor shifts beneath your feet like it’s deciding whether you belong. The Capitols? Smug. Effortless. Completely unfazed. They don’t “throw” parties. They engineer them. And sometimes, the best way to study an unfamiliar species is to hand it a drink and see what happens.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency does not guarantee you’ll leave on time. Or in the same timeline.

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Rick’s Review:

"Stepped inside, blinked, and suddenly I was at a different party, on a different planet, holding a drink I didn’t order. No one would tell me what year it was. I just kept dancing until the doors opened again."

Rick’s Tee-Hee Rating: