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Voodoo Doo Doo Doll Workshop—Where Grudges Get Stitched
Handmade revenge, now in travel size. On Yarnia , pettiness isn’t just a feeling—it’s a fine craft passed down through generations. The...

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Alien Plant—A Factory That Grows Nothing and Sells Everything
Real plants are obsolete. Air is handled. So why not make something better? Deep in Figuria , past locked gates and a factory that hums...

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The Pop ‘N Lock—Where the Right Parts Find the Wrong People
No receipts, no guarantees. It starts with a whisper. A quiet exchange in a backroom lit by dying neon, where Go Figures trade limbs...

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The Pile—Hope is a Scam, But You Dig Anyway
It’s just a junk heap—but keep digging, maybe this time it’s different. Figuria doesn’t run on logic. It runs on blind, desperate faith,...

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The Stitcher—The Sewing Machine That Kills
It was meant to heal. It prefers to harvest. Beneath Yarnia’s Hall of Crafting , past the spools of tradition and the looms of legacy,...

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The Little Known Rice Age: When Aptors Tried Farming (and Failed Spectacularly)
Four months. That’s how long it took to reinvent extinction. The Aptors of Prearth were many things—massive, powerful, undeniably...

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Spee-ider Women Eat Spee-ider Men—A Romantic Dinner Date (For One)
Love is a battlefield, and ponchos cost extra. The Tikatikatikas don’t do romance. They do performances—brief, dazzling, and...

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Tiko Techs—The Web Works Best When You’re Already Stuck
Fast. Unstable. Unbelievably convincing. T he Tikatikatikos of Spee-ider Grove have perfected speed without substance. They don’t just...

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Gargantuan Tarantulas with Spatulas—Chaos in the Kitchen
The only cooking show where survival is part of the recipe. Mornings on Spee-ider Grove aren’t peaceful—they’re a culinary gauntlet, and...

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Booty for Your Booty—Convenience Comes Crooked
Every deal’s a steal. Sometimes literally. On Yaaargh’s Revenge , piracy isn’t dead—it just got a marketing department. And nothing...

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Atari Exacts Revenge—E.T. Sank the Ship, Cartridges and All
They dreamed of gold. They got a landfill. The Copy Cats of Yaaargh’s Revenge thought they’d outgrown crime. Thought they could go...

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Yaaargh's Revenge: The First Ever (Literally) Pirated Game
They stole the game. They kept the fortune. They added two “a”s. Before The Great Atari Disaster buried their hopes in sand, before E.T....

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The Farm League Comedy Club—Where Bombs Build Legends
You either kill or get killed—metaphorically. Usually. The Farm League Comedy Club isn’t just a venue. It’s a battlefield where...

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Watch a Comedy Peepshow: Peek ‘Til You’re the Punchline
You watch them—then they watch you. Drop a Wishbone , lift the curtain, and watch the set unfold. The Comedium works the tiny stage,...

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The Gurgle—Gags On Tap
Drink up—choke on the punchline. On Guffaw-7, bars don’t just serve drinks. They serve humiliation. The Gurgle is no exception—weak...

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The Cornucopia Museum—A Feast of Lies, A Banquet of Nothing
Reality is a dish best served… inconsistently. Some museums preserve history. This one rewrites it. The Cornucopia Museum claims to...

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Go on an Expiration Date—Love’s a Limited Shelf Life
They say love is timeless. On Hungary, love is a gamble against rot. There’s no compatibility quiz, no carefully curated matches—just a...

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High-Stakes Food Fights: Grub Meets Guts
On Hungary, dinner doesn’t just fight back—it fights first. No schedule. No rules. No guarantee that your meal will stay on your plate....

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Den’s Crevasse—A Portal, A Bet, A Joke That Won’t End
Some doors take you places. This one rolls the dice on your existence. At some point, someone should have shut it down. Den’s Crevasse...

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The Annual Komodo Clash—A Battle Already Lost
Fire-breathing lizards vs. slightly smaller lizards. Place your bets. The Dragoons of Den’s Crevice arrive every year, towering,...

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The "Holy Hell That’s Hot" Spa—The PTU’s Spiciest Getaway
Lava’s the least of your burns. The Dragoons of Den’s Crevice don’t believe in comfort. They believe in pain, endurance, and watching...

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TFRTA’s Private Floating Zoos—An Exhibit in Denial
A breathtaking spectacle, if you ignore the slow, inevitable decline. Once a marvel of engineering and indulgence, the TFRTA’s Private...

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Heliumdrum’s Repopulation Effort—A System Designed to Fail, Perfectly
It works exactly as intended, which is the problem. In a desperate attempt to save Heliumdrum’s dwindling population, scientists...

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Balloon Animal Re-Purposing Factory—Stretching the Definition of Recycling
New life, same air, zero dignity. The Balloon Animal Re-Purposing Factory is built on a simple premise: if the air is still good, why...

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