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Voodoo Doo Doo Doll Workshop—Where Grudges Get Stitched
Handmade revenge, now in travel size. On Yarnia , pettiness isn’t just a feeling—it’s a fine craft passed down through generations. The...
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The Stitcher—The Sewing Machine That Kills
It was meant to heal. It prefers to harvest. Beneath Yarnia’s Hall of Crafting , past the spools of tradition and the looms of legacy,...
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The Kumite of Yarnia—Thread Lightly or Die Trying
Soft doesn’t mean safe. The Kumite of Yarnia isn’t just a fight—it’s a reckoning, played out in a ring stitched from centuries of bad...
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Lovelace: Where Passion is Legally Binding
Love is banned, but lifelong commitment isn’t optional. Lovelace bans the L-word like it’s a death curse—whisper it, and you’re out...
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Yarnia—A Cozy, Handcrafted, and Deeply Dangerous World
Crochet wars, yarn tournaments, and cursed dolls. Soft never meant safe. Are you ready?
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